Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Don't worry we haven't been canceled from the internet.

            Hello, my name is Gary Norton you might recognize me from the show Disabled. You know the show whose site you are currently on? YOU KNOW!?  Well either way we have some things to talk about so let’s just dive right in shall we?  As you may have noticed no new episodes have been added to the site for several weeks. This must have led to some pretty lonely and disappointing Wednesday’s and for that we are sorry. The fact is we intended to air two more episodes that would have summed up the rest of the season.  Unfortunately we ran into some technical and financial problems that have prevented us from doing our “jobs.” Currently Kyle and I are working toward a way to rectify this problem (because we are the co-creators and executive producers, ladies wink wink). We haven’t quite worked out the logistics, but we should have it all figured out within the coming weeks. Something else that is unfortunate (doubled unfortunate) is that right now our hands are full seeing as its late December. This means the issue won’t be fully worked out until at least mid January. We should have posted something sooner and let everyone who watches or more accurately the handful that watches know sooner. Honestly we thought it’d be taken care of by now.  I can tell you that the last two episodes are some of our best and that isn’t just some bullshit that I have to say, I mean I have to say it, but I would either way. It will be worth the wait once they finally come out.

                                                                                                                                  Sincerely (kind of),
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Episode 3 (Extended episode)

EXTENDED EPISODE THIS WEEK!!!!!!

Tune in tomorrow for our super special extended episode. We've heard your desperate cries for MORE SHOW and now you'll get more! How much more? Well you'll just have to tune in to see. This weeks episode was so good that fifteen minutes just wasn't enough!!!!!!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Whore us out some more before October 6th!

Well, here we are just a week or so before the premier of our lovely show and may I say I for one am very excited. I can't wait for all of you to wallow in the filth that is Disabled, but I think we need a few more piggies for the pen. So with that being said we need you folks, our lovely, spectacular, deeply depraved viewers to whore us out a little more. So go to our photo bucket and print off the pictures with the web address and put them up everywhere. Post them online anywhere or even change your profile pictures on your social networking sites. Spread our germs... PROMOTE PROMOTE PROMOTE! Maybe the person who does this the best will win a prize, but probably not.

Our Photo Bucket
http://s1132.photobucket.com/home/Disabled_The_Series

Monday, September 20, 2010

Whore us out!

Seeing as this show is on the intermoweb we're really going to need  your help attracting viewers. This means if you like what'cha see, or even if you don't, you should help promote it! You can be more than just a fan. You can be a promoter! You can tell all your friends and enemies to give us a look; send links to our blog or videos, post our promotional pictures around on the web, heck you could print 'em off and staple 'em to passerby or tack 'em up on your churches bulletin board! Tattoo disabled on your forehead and march on down to the social security office! Get off the internets and go do your part you bunch of lazies!!!!!!

A Little Q&A

What is Disabled?

Essentially Disabled follows four friends who fake disability in order to maintain their slacker lifestyle. These are people very stuck in their ways and who are intimidated by big change, but the season/series opener finds the group dealing with just that. The show is a mixture of improv and written comedy. 

How did the show get started?

Disabled is a collaboration among friends. We have all been making short films, music videos, and things of that nature for several years. All of us previously worked on a sketch comedy show together called Voodoo Night. 

When and where will the show be available?

The series premier is October 6th on this blog. The show will be weekly so new episodes will be available every Wednesday. 

What can be expected?

The first season will be 10 episodes long each running roughly fifteen minutes. We also have some surprises planned along the way. We'd like to have some contests and live events in the near future. 

Will this blog only be used to hosts episodes?

No, we will be providing news, updates, exclusive information, photos, and videos among other things. We'd like to try and stay as in touch with the viewers as much as possible. We also want to provide them with lots of things to enjoy beyond the show and let them get lost in the Disabled world.

Anyway I hope everyone enjoys our stuff and comes back for more. There should be some promos and things of that nature up very soon. If anyone has anymore questions feel free to comment or email us.